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I Like To (Mind) Fuck

January 2012

9 posts

Bloody fucking hell. Got wayyyyy too hammered last night. My boyfriend came home to his beautiful girlfriend hugging the toilet, crying and makeup smeared everywhere. Attractive. This is why I don’t drink! Lol fuck. Posted some “poetry” while intoxicated…got a few likes….dang. Maybe I should do that more often. Anyways, I feel like death. So I’m going back...

Since no one knows who the fuck I am, I’m glad to share every god damn thought.

I’m so glad I’m more than legal in Canada. Fuck, I’d hate living in the US of A. Gay as sheeeeittttt. My sister is living in Oklahomo and she’s hating. But she finally turned 21 so I guess that helps! Maybe she’d like it more if she lived somewhere cool and not the pit of genetically mutated semen, where she lives now. I’m also listening to the chillest tunes,...

bellatrixl-black asked: Entrei não sei se a 1° chegou então tó mandando d novo

Getting a little too drunk…perhaps I should stop? No one’s here to take care of me if I drown in my own vomit. THANKS BOYFRIEND, YOU RULE. …not. :(

Saying you're horny.

On Facebook people are like: On Tumblr people are like: “Me too!” http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

Drunken Canadian

Ever since I’ve been settled in my own place…I’ve been getting drunk alone. Potential drinking issue? Possibly… Awesome-fun-time-by-myself…more likely.

The Puppet Show

Through the haze and fog I see Things that weren’t meant for me… Looking deeper to find the things that don’t belong Further down into the unreal, but absolute… Red, glazed sight, I’m looking at these things with disbelief Caressing the doubt in my mind; the fear Urging me forward… I shouldn’t be here, but I stay The pretty silhouettes dancing...

I'm wearing my sicky pants

I’m sick…and bored. So naturally I decided to hit up the internet. I started surfing BlogTV channels for the first time in like 2 years. Worst. Idea. Ever. It was painfully boring! Everyone seems stuck up and it seems way more dumb now that the fad has passed. Nobody has ANY views unless they’re a bunch of dumb, pre-teen girls. It’s perv central and the crust on the...

December 2011

4 posts

People don't give a shit about you

All they want is to hear your fucking bad news because your bad news makes their life more god damn interesting. They don’t care if you’re okay or how you’re doing. No. You fucking wish people had that much compassion in their dingy little souls. Don’t fucking ask me anything. Just go on ignoring me like you have been and pretending I don’t exist. You’re such an...

There’s a lot happening right now. Am I ready for it? I don’t know the answer to that yet. I’m moving in with my boyfriend, we’re trying to find a place together. I own a fucking zoo it seems like because I have two cats and a 60-70 pound Chocolate Lab. I feel like renters are looking at me like I’m fucking nuts. I have no money for Christmas. I couldn’t even...

dumbyouth asked: Can I have your URL? xoxoxo

Anonymous asked: Who the fuck are you?

November 2011

2 posts

My earring I ordered better be here Friday or Monday the latest or I’m gonna destroy the Internet. 4-8 days my fucking asshole.

Herro…everyone? I got more followers not posting than I did actually posting. That’s actually really sad, haha. I’m too busy to keep up with all of my internet accounts. I’ve been slacking, admittedly. I work 40 hours a week, I don’t even have a laptop anymore. Pay day is soon…seriously thinking of getting an iPad. I probably won’t be getting another...

September 2011

1 post

I probably wouldn’t be around right now if it weren’t for my boyfriend. He brings me back to center and makes me feel less insane. He brought me back to life. He is honestly the best friend I’ve never had. As we speak, I’m going insane. As soon as he heard me crying when I called he said he was coming. He’s gotten the closest to knowing my deepest darkest secret and...

June 2011

7 posts

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GuZoo is shut the fuck down! Yeah, suck my dick, Lynn Gustafson! You’re no match for the interwebs!

Love Sick(ness)

I don’t know what to say anymore. From the very beginning things were complicated. You placed the complication down on the timeline more times than you should have. What do you want me to say? I made mistakes too. I’m still making them. I’m not good at this. I don’t know when enough is enough. Enough for me was when I realized you can’t talk. You won’t....

Thoughts of the night

I mean…you know…what can you do. These things happen. You can get hurt and that’s the unwritten contract you each signed with a kiss. It was understood. People fall out of love with you, they might not care, may not be as invested as you. We cheat, we lie. Shit happens. It sucks, but there isn’t much you can do. Anyways, I watched a couple movies today and I realized just...

Day 07. Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits...

I am a Capricorn. I think it does for the most part. There’s some things I don’t agree with, but on the whole yes, I believe it does. I’m serious, cautious and money/goal oriented.

Day 06. Write 30 interesting facts about yourself

This is gonna be a long, probably not-so interesting post. I’m sorry! I’m old enough to party legally. ;) I’m attracted to pretty much all races. I enjoy meeting new people. I love hearing people’s life stories. More-so if they’re crazy as shit. I love to read. I love to write. I used to be into the emo style. Yeeeears ago. I absolutely love makeup....

I'm actually really calm right now,

but I feel like if someone were to come up to me in my face with a mess of bullshit I’d probably fucking kill them. I’m calm. But I feel like I want to go looking for a fight. I’ve been excessively angry for a while. I have always had anger issues, but lately…fuck, I want to just feel my fist connect with someones face or body. Only because once upon a time it made the me...

Day 05. A time when you thought about ending your...

Great, the question I wasn’t looking forward to answering. Without going into serious detail, I was at my worst. I was in my deepest pit of depression thus far. It was an option as a way out. A way out of feeling so terribly miserable all the time. Feeling so hollow and broken. I wasn’t myself, just a shell of what I used to be. Recalling the way I felt is bringing tears to my eyes....

May 2011

24 posts

Day 04. Your views on religion

Hm…religion. That’s tricky. For me, as stupid as it may sound to others…I believe in nothing specific. I respect and take certain wisdoms from each religion and do find the concept interesting. I am a little opposed to religion in some ways though. For one, I think it causes more separation than unification. It’s caused massive disputes and resulted in way too many lost...

Day 03. Your views on drugs and alcohol

Personally, I have never touched drugs. Alcohol is something I drink occasionally. I may even go as far to say rarely. I have seen a lot of things in my life. I’ve seen the effects of alcohol and drug abuse. I’m not against alcohol, but it’s not something I drink a lot. I’m not opposed to other people drinking it. I don’t care what other people do too much, you know?...

Day 02. Where you'd like to be in 10 years

I’d like to own my own home, have a brand new car and be settled in a career of some sort. I’d hope to have accomplished at least one life goal I have now. I want to be better mentally and emotionally. I hope to be happy and living a fairly comfortable life. I want a dog or two. That’s basically where I’d like to be in ten years.

Day 01. Your current relationship, if single...

I’m in a relationship. It has it’s bumps and bruises, but right now it’s okay. It’s been a while, things were bound to get messy somehow, some way, some time. And they did…and did again…and again. But we’re still standing. We’re still here together. That’s gotta count for something. I love him and I’m (pretty) sure he loves me, haha. I...

Late Night Thoughts

I’ve sheltered myself so much and over thought things so much that I have literally made minimal mistakes in my life. I mean, don’t feel sorry for me or anything. It’s kind of cool…I guess. How many people do you meet like me? It is kind of sad in a weird way though. My biggest two were: Not finishing highschool and being a bully. I used to fight males. I remember...

Boyfriend got into a fight. Really? REALLY? I hate violence so much. Guys are lame.

Mentally ill homeless man decapitates woman in a... →

savageinasuit: Holy fucking shit balls!

Well lookie here! Someone just got some payback for what they did! Hah…come on…that’s funny.

Just scroll past this, it's terrible and boring.

(Not a break up post, btw.I could see how it would sound that way, lol. I’m just ranting my ass off because this month has been terrible. Just god awful. Don’t read, seriously lol. You’ll hate me for being an emo fuck.) Life kicked my fucking ass this whole month. I lost almost everything that I tried hard for. All the things I set my mind too and stressed over have all been...

I have the stomach flu. Fuck.

wordsandturds: tonight after dance class, two dancers i admire very much told me that i “looked really great out there,” and i nearly died of giddiness. then we went out for dinner and drinks and i proceeded to get drunk from one and a half cocktails. i just sent a mass text that reads: what do you call a masturbating bull? no one has replied yet, but when they finally do, i will answer… BEEF...

“It’s in the Ten Commandments to not take the Lord’s name in vain. Rape isn’t up...”

– Louis CK (via savageinasuit)

My one arm is so bruised from blood being taken. He didn’t put pressure on it so a good chunk of my arm is just blue. Looks like I’ve been shooting heroin. I had to go fill out forms for my job today too…splendid. I kind of forgot that I did that today. So much happened today I’m losing track of time.

My White Flag's Wavin'

Okay life. You win. I thought you had thrown everything you could at me. Now what? This? Fucking fantastic. I mean I can handle most things, but when you pile one thing after another onto my plate before I can eat the ones already laid before me, I start to choke. Trying to shove as much into my mouth as I could was a joke. I dealt with what I could. But what do I do now? I’m stuck....

Ortho Tricyclen-Lo is making my boobs huge…and sore. :(

Destination Truth.

The weird things about each other that we have in common could mean we’re actually normal or we’re just fucked up together.

Lazy Sunday Suddenly Isn't So Lazy

I hate dragging my ass upstairs, getting my towel, getting undressed, turning on the water, getting in the shower, showering for 15-30 minutes, getting out, wrapping a towel around myself, drying off and going out into the hall where it’s cold as balls when I’m lazy as shit and all I wanna do is just grub out and watch movies. Friends…they make you do shit that you just...

April 2011

31 posts

I’m unbearably stressed. I feel worthless. Everything is falling around me and amidst the chaos, I find myself just laying down and crying. Totally shutting down for an hour or so and being a total pansy. That’s all I’ve been doing and it’s stupid as fuck. I’ve dealt with worse, I should be able to conquer this. I’m going too conquer it…I have too....

The forecast keeps promising a thunder/lightening storm. But I’m getting blue skies and fluffy white clouds. What is this shit? I need my rain, I miss the smell and the sound.