tonight after dance class, two dancers i admire very much told me that i “looked really great out there,” and i nearly died of giddiness. then we went out for dinner and drinks and i proceeded to get drunk from one and a half cocktails.
i just sent a mass text that reads: what do you call a masturbating bull?
no one has replied yet, but when they finally do, i will answer…
BEEF STROGANOFF!
HA.
ummYES
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