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Wed-Jun-2011

Notes

Thoughts of the night

I mean…you know…what can you do. These things happen. You can get hurt and that’s the unwritten contract you each signed with a kiss. It was understood. People fall out of love with you, they might not care, may not be as invested as you. We cheat, we lie. Shit happens. It sucks, but there isn’t much you can do.

Anyways, I watched a couple movies today and I realized just how absolutely mundane and dispassionate real life is compared to movies. Movies shouldn’t be allowed to exist. Haha, they make you feel terrible about your totally normal and uneventful life.

On another note, I think I might go to the gym tomorrow morning. I need energy. I need to clear my clouded mind. I need to get active and be healthy. I want to shower at the gym…but it’s an open shower which is completely awkward for me. Some people think I’m weird for thinking it’s weird to shower with strangers and let them see me clean my clam. I think they’re weird for thinking it’s not weird. It’s especially terrifying since women scrutinize and judge other women so blatantly and easily. That’s like being naked in a room full of judgement! Do you KNOW how fucking scary that is? I don’t know if I can do it. It just seems crazy. I mean what’s wrong with private showers? Not even a curtain or something? I really ain’t lookin’ to beave a fucking room full of women and frolic around naked with my ta-ta’s flinging around all willy nilly. Seriously!

Well, that’s my thoughts for tonight. ;)